[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
"You'd never get me up in one of those things."
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]
[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."