Clang, Clang, Clang.
"I Think the Results Obtained in the Past Ten or Eleven Years Have Been Marvelous."
A Speaking Likeness.
Having a Fit.
The Endurance Sitter, or Up a Tree.
"I'm Sorry Junior, but Owing to the Truckmen's Strike There is No Spinach."
The Pleasent Sounds of Marching Men.
"I Can't Let Them Starve but Where to Get the Money?"
The Head of a Bankrupt Firm has a Little Chat with the Manager.
"The Trouble With You is That You Are Not Interested in Me."
Not Arguing With Him.
"Not if I Can Stop It."
"I'm Really a Peaceful Guy."
A Certain Old Gentleman Becomes Interested.
"I Don't Have to Get Mine that Way!"
"One Doesn't Have to be a Radical to Subscribe to That."
Not Out of His Basket!
Another Guardian Angel Appears.
"My Son, I Hate to Do this, but it is My Duty."
The Timid Soul. (With a Bow to Webster.)