[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]
[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
[Mishap at the golf course.]
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
[Man pulling up a rock.]
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]
[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]