[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Young boy in diapers.]

Entering Death Valley.

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]