What H.G. Knows About Thraeshing.
What H___ G___ Knows About Bailing.
"None But the Brave Deserves the Fair."
The "Liberal" Conspirators (Who, You All Know, Are Honorable Men).
What I Know About Horace Greeley.
"Old Honesty"
"Let Us Clasp Hands Over the Bloody Chasm." - Horace Greeley
The New Democratic Party Whip - Whipping into Line.
"Old Honesty" Among the Ruins of Tammany.
Diogenes Has Found the Honest Man. - (Which Is Diogenes, and Which Is the Honest Man?)
The Cincinnati Convention, in a Pickwickian Sense.
"What Are You Going to Do About It," if "Old Honesty" Lets Him Loose Again?
Circumstance Alter Cases.
The Whited Sepulchre. Covering the Monument of Infamy with his White Hat and Coat.
The Death-Bed Marriage. The Daughter of Democracy Has at Last Married a "Nigger!" (A Radical Black Republican)
"Great Expectations."
Adding Insult to Injury. Anything to Make our Republic Look Ridiculous.
Will Robinson Crusoe (Sumner) Forsake His Man Friday?
General Orders
William Tell Will Not Surrender or Bow to the Old Hat.