The days when theatre passes grew on trees

Here, Jimmy, take these tickets into th' boys in th' local room. Ed gets two for the Wizard of Oz -- Joe gets four for Lew Docksdater -- Mike wants a couple for Mansfield in Richard the Third -- Pete gets two for Margaret Illington in Th' Lion an' th' Mouse -- Fred gets two for Dewolf Hopper in Wang -- Al gets two for Weber an' Fields -- Dave wants two for Richard Carle -- Dick wants four for Joe Jefferson, an' here's a pair for you for the palace. Joe Jackson, Bert Williams, Walter Kelly, Charlie Case, Eva Tanguay, an' Maggie Cline are on the bill for this week.