The days when theatre tickets grew on trees

Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket

Mr. Milquetoast never feels quite so inferior as he does when passing one of those haughty show window dummies

Astronomy in the Nineties

Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat

Mr. Milquetoast writes at length to some market tipsters, giving them a list of his almost worthless stocks.

When the girl of the gay nineties saw her first Gibson picture and realized that all men were not the snub nosed, freckled, gangling roughnecks she had become accustomed to in her own little town.

Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.

Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition

The inspiration to become an autograph collector

What! You haven't heard about Henry? Why he was the 19,583,691st person to enter gate four at the World's Fair! Mr. Whalen sent him his photograph!

Recognition from a master

Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.

Mr. Milquetoast never likes to be seen looking at undraped statuary

No Loitering

Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling

After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.

Gee, Rody! Just look what a swell World's Fair we could have!

Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter

Latest Wall St. quotations