Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.

Astronomy in the Nineties

The inspiration to become an autograph collector

The days when theatre passes grew on trees

The days when theatre tickets grew on trees

Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat

Mr. Milquetoast never feels quite so inferior as he does when passing one of those haughty show window dummies

What! You haven't heard about Henry? Why he was the 19,583,691st person to enter gate four at the World's Fair! Mr. Whalen sent him his photograph!

Mr. Milquetoast never likes to be seen looking at undraped statuary

Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.

Mr. Milquetoast writes at length to some market tipsters, giving them a list of his almost worthless stocks.

The Nazi prisoner who said New York had been bombed flat

Gee, Rody! Just look what a swell World's Fair we could have!

Hm - my dear, don't you think it might be safer if we didn't keep in step while crossing this bridge?

"And That's the Last I Saw of 'Em."

That Horrible Moment - when, having had the nerve to turn down the light, you find that you haven't the nerve to make the next move.

That's Not a Good Enough Answer This Time.

The One Thing That Will Not Shatter His Nerves.

"The Trouble With You is That You Are Not Interested in Me."

She had been left behind when her family and friends moved out of the neighborhood