Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.

Astronomy in the Nineties

The inspiration to become an autograph collector

The days when theatre passes grew on trees

The days when theatre tickets grew on trees

Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat

Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition

What! You haven't heard about Henry? Why he was the 19,583,691st person to enter gate four at the World's Fair! Mr. Whalen sent him his photograph!

No Loitering

Mr. Milquetoast never likes to be seen looking at undraped statuary

Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket

Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling

After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.

Recognition from a master

Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter

Latest Wall St. quotations

When I looked for her to give her the picture, her building had burned and she had moved

"And That's the Last I Saw of 'Em."

[Mrs. Charles Dana Gibson (neé Irene Langhorne) beside a Gibson Girl drawing she posed for.]

That Horrible Moment - when, having had the nerve to turn down the light, you find that you haven't the nerve to make the next move.