"I'm Running This Town."

"I'm Going to Investigate You."

"I'm for Harmony, Gentlemen."

"I'm Sorry Junior, but Owing to the Truckmen's Strike There is No Spinach."

"I'm a 'New" Tammany as Long as it Doesn't Hit My Pocket - Book."

"Just a Minute - I'm Not Dead - Only Sick."

"Take Her Back to the Garage, Joe. I'm Using the Subway."

Which Do They Really Want?

"I Guess I'll be Militant."

"I Suppose You Call That 'Government Propaganda!'"

"I'd Like it in $1000 Bills."

Though I Speak with the Tongues of Men and of Angels, but Have Not Charity, I Have Become Sounding Brass or a Clanging Cymbal.

"Why Not Rip that Off? Do You Think I'm Made of Money?"

A Weary Business.

Sometimes He Gets a Break.

A Chance to be St. George.

A Penny at a Time.

How About a Little Old- Fashioned Economy?

The Timid Soul. (With a Bow to Webster.)

"He's Really a Very Useful Animal."