Curfew Shall Not Ring Tonight.

What Goes Up Must Come Down.

Why You Must Register.

We Borough Presidents Must Stick Together.

Not Out of His Basket!

Good News for the Strap - Hangers.

The Stupid Destructionist.

Stop the Outlaws!

The One Thing That Will Not Shatter His Nerves.

Not Arguing With Him.

$30 a Year Extra for the Sardines.

Though I Speak with the Tongues of Men and of Angels, but Have Not Charity, I Have Become Sounding Brass or a Clanging Cymbal.

Giving the Sardines a Laugh.

Even He Must Feel Ashamed of the Executive Director.

"The Trouble With You is That You Are Not Interested in Me."

Not for Them!

"Not if I Can Stop It."

How Not to Settle Labor Troubles.

"Nize Baby."

That's Not a Good Enough Answer This Time.