Clang, Clang, Clang.
"I Think the Results Obtained in the Past Ten or Eleven Years Have Been Marvelous."
Having a Fit.
A Speaking Likeness.
"I'm Sorry Junior, but Owing to the Truckmen's Strike There is No Spinach."
The Pleasent Sounds of Marching Men.
The Endurance Sitter, or Up a Tree.
Not Arguing With Him.
A Certain Old Gentleman Becomes Interested.
"One Doesn't Have to be a Radical to Subscribe to That."
The Head of a Bankrupt Firm has a Little Chat with the Manager.
"My Son, I Hate to Do this, but it is My Duty."
The Timid Soul. (With a Bow to Webster.)
Another Guardian Angel Appears.
"Not if I Can Stop It."
Not Out of His Basket!
"I Can't Let Them Starve but Where to Get the Money?"
"I Don't Have to Get Mine that Way!"
"I Guess I'll be Militant."
"The Trouble With You is That You Are Not Interested in Me."