The days when theatre passes grew on trees
Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket
Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.
Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition
Mr. Milquetoast never feels quite so inferior as he does when passing one of those haughty show window dummies
The inspiration to become an autograph collector
Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling
After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.
Mr. Milquetoast writes at length to some market tipsters, giving them a list of his almost worthless stocks.
Gee, Rody! Just look what a swell World's Fair we could have!
Recognition from a master
Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter
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