The days when theatre passes grew on trees

Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket

Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat

Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition

Astronomy in the Nineties

Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling

Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.

After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.

No Loitering

Recognition from a master

Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter

Latest Wall St. quotations

Plays, "Captain Jinks of the Horse Marines."

Plays, "The College Widower".

Plays, "The College Widower".

Plays, "The College Widower".

Plays, "The Glad Hand".

Plays, "Curl and the Judge".

Plays, "The Geezer".

[Plays, "Dream City".]