Mr. Milquetoast happens to read the fine print on his theatre ticket
Mr. Milquetoast adjusts his garter
Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.
Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat
Mr. Milquetoast never feels quite so inferior as he does when passing one of those haughty show window dummies
Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition
Whenever Mr. Milquetoast meets a friend at the steamer he imagines he is suspected of smuggling
The days when theatre passes grew on trees
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After miles of walking at the fair, you finally arrive at home, kick off those hot, tight shoes, and spend the balance of the evening wriggling your grateful toes.
Gee, Rody! Just look what a swell World's Fair we could have!
Her first love, Richard Harding Davis' Van Bibber.
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The days when theatre tickets grew on trees
Hm - my dear, don't you think it might be safer if we didn't keep in step while crossing this bridge?
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[Drawing of the New York Stock Exchange Building, Broad St.]