Do You Think You Could Do a Better Job if I Promoted You?
Hm - my dear, don't you think it might be safer if we didn't keep in step while crossing this bridge?
Mr. Milquetoast is asked by a Californian and a New Yorker if he is going to the World's Fair.
Mr. Milquetoast, whose bank account shows a balance of $16.05, has been told that fear is largely responsible for our present condition
Mr. Milquetoast, a few minutes late for the curtain, misses the entire first act, rather than disturb the person next his aisle seat
"A Good Night's Rest", "Regular Army, Oh!", "My Father Sold Charcoal", "The Four Cousins", "Who's Got de Flo", "One-Two-Three!" and "Sing Sing, Or How They Get Out"
"I Think the Results Obtained in the Past Ten or Eleven Years Have Been Marvelous."
We're Entitled to Better than That!
I.B.M. Think Machine
An Ordinance for the Better Regulation of the Firemen of the City of New York
["Right You Are If You Think You Are" theater still.]
New York Subway. Ticket No. 1, First Ticket Sold
"I Think the Plumbing is Defective, Sir."
[Plays, "If I Were King".]
Plays, "If I Were King".