[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]