"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"Roof."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

One night I saw this fire down on 59th St... [Don Freeman's Newsstand.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[A man's attempt to become a farmer.]

"And That's the Last I Saw of 'Em."