("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Young boy in diapers.]