"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]
One night I saw this fire down on 59th St... [Don Freeman's Newsstand.]
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]
[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]
"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."
[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
[A man's attempt to become a farmer.]
"And That's the Last I Saw of 'Em."