[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Mishap at the golf course.]