[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."