[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"Roof."

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

Bird Sanctuary.

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."