[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"Roof."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."