[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]