[Young boy in diapers.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

Entering Death Valley.

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."