[Mishap at the golf course.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Astronaut finds a golf ball on a planet.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"Roof."