[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."