[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Young boy in diapers.]

"Roof."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]