[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]