[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

Entering Death Valley.

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Astronaut finds a golf ball on a planet.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."