"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"I Don't Have to Get Mine that Way!"

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"You Don't Think That Ends it, Do You?"

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]