"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"I Don't Have to Get Mine that Way!"

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]