"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"I Don't Have to Get Mine that Way!"

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"You Don't Think That Ends it, Do You?"

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

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