"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

Bird Sanctuary.

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."