[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]

[Astronaut finds a golf ball on a planet.]

Black Maria.

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."