"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

That delicious moment when you are asked to take into dinner the girl who refused you last night.

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Woman looking for work.]

Not Inconsolable

It can be done

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

Morning After the Storm. They parted the evening before, never to meet again.

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Wrinkle Removal.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

Advice to Girls About to Marry - get used to this language when you tell him you want a new hat

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]