"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

That delicious moment when you are asked to take into dinner the girl who refused you last night.

Not Inconsolable

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

It can be done

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

Morning After the Storm. They parted the evening before, never to meet again.

[Wrinkle Removal.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

Advice to Girls About to Marry - get used to this language when you tell him you want a new hat

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]