"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Woman looking for work.]

That delicious moment when you are asked to take into dinner the girl who refused you last night.

Not Inconsolable

It can be done

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

Morning After the Storm. They parted the evening before, never to meet again.

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Wrinkle Removal.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

Advice to Girls About to Marry - get used to this language when you tell him you want a new hat

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]