"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Woman looking for work.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

That delicious moment when you are asked to take into dinner the girl who refused you last night.

Not Inconsolable

It can be done

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

Morning After the Storm. They parted the evening before, never to meet again.

[Wrinkle Removal.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

Advice to Girls About to Marry - get used to this language when you tell him you want a new hat

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]