[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

Black Maria.

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Two unidentified men playing chess.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."