[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"You'd never get me up in one of those things."
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]