[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]