[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]