"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
Noah's Ark.
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
"You'd never get me up in one of those things."
[Man pulling up a rock.]
Noah's Ark
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]