"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
Noah's Ark.
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]
Noah's Ark
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]