"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]

Black Maria.

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]