"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

Black Maria.

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

Bird Sanctuary.