"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
Black Maria.
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]
"Roof."
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]
[Man pulling up a rock.]