"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]