"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

Black Maria.

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

Entering Death Valley.

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Young boy in diapers.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."