[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"Roof."

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

Entering Death Valley.

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]