[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]