[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[Man pulling up a rock.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]
[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
"You'd never get me up in one of those things."
[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]