"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]