"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
"This may not be as tough as we figured.."
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]
"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]