"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]