"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]