"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Man pulling up a rock.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

Bird Sanctuary.

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]