[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Young boy in diapers.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]