[Roof of Notre Dame with gargoyles and tourists]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]

"Roof."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."