"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]