[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"

"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]

[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]

[Mishap at the golf course.]