[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."
("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]
"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."
[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
[Mishap at the golf course.]
[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Unicorns watching the ark depart.]
[Man pulling up a rock.]