[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

"Roof."

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"I think Wesselman's hit on something interesting."

[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]

[Man pulling up a rock.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."

"I don't know, somehow that's not the way I pictured it."

"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"

[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]