[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]

[Young boy in diapers.]

"You'd never get me up in one of those things."

[Man pulling up a rock.]

("That? Oh, that's nothing. Just something I was fooling around with."]

[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]

[Office of Friendly Loan Company.]

"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."

[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]

"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."

"This may not be as tough as we figured.."

[Mishap at the golf course.]

[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]

[Man discovering that people are building an igloo in his freezer.]

"Hold it, you [may?] get your birdie yet."

"Roof."

[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]

[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]

"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."

"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."