Clang, Clang, Clang.
"I Think the Results Obtained in the Past Ten or Eleven Years Have Been Marvelous."
Having a Fit.
"I'm Sorry Junior, but Owing to the Truckmen's Strike There is No Spinach."
The Pleasent Sounds of Marching Men.
Not Arguing With Him.
A Speaking Likeness.
A Certain Old Gentleman Becomes Interested.
"One Doesn't Have to be a Radical to Subscribe to That."
The Endurance Sitter, or Up a Tree.
"I Guess I'll be Militant."
Moral Indignation or Political Expediency.
The Timid Soul. (With a Bow to Webster.)
"My Son, I Hate to Do this, but it is My Duty."
Another Guardian Angel Appears.
The Head of a Bankrupt Firm has a Little Chat with the Manager.
"I Can't Let Them Starve but Where to Get the Money?"
"Not if I Can Stop It."
"The Trouble With You is That You Are Not Interested in Me."
Not Out of His Basket!