"I have this dreadful urge to be merry."
[Wednesday Addams with paper chain dolls.]
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Identical father and son walking past identical mother and daughter.]
[Postman opens rural post box of "The Browns" and finds the family there.]
[Cherub washing stained glass windows.]
[Man in office under sign that reads "Scheme".]
[Secretary suprised by tiny musicians climbing out of the muzak speaker.]
[While a wife is engrossed in the television, her husband bricks up the doorway.]
Entering Death Valley.
"For goodness sake, stop that chattering and let your father think."
"Roof."
"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
"'You mean it isn't even raining yet?"
"That Berhnheim's an anglophile if I ever saw one."
Bird Sanctuary.
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]