"... And now George Penbrook, here is the wife you haven't seen in eighteen years."
[Man pulling up a rock.]
That delicious moment when you are asked to take into dinner the girl who refused you last night.
Not Inconsolable
[Woman looking for work.]
"You'd never get me up in one of those things."
"Sorry folks but the closing time is at five."
[Bathers being chased by a large fish in a helmet with a water tank.]
[Men looking at a turtle that has "A Cleopatra de Marc Anthony" painted in its' shell.]
[Woman looking at a model of a church that has miniature bats flying around the steeple.]
[Aftermath of a fisherman catching the tentacle of an octupus.]
[Turbaned golf caddy handing an Aladdin lamp to a golfer.]
[Cleaning woman surprised by small man leaving computer by a hatch door.]
[Policemen discovering three boys driving through a hole they made in a tree.]
"That's probably the silliest sign I've seen."
[Policeman discovering men playing chess in the snow.]
[Young boy in diapers.]
[Man smoking in maternity ward waiting room calmly watching doctors and nurses run in fear out of the ward.]
"No, I don't think there's a children's camp around here. Why?"
[Woman startled by hands coming out of a pile of carpets.]